The Couch Potato Diaries, Day 3
Comments(2) The scale shows “147″ this morning. Gee, is that all it takes? I think I ate about 1400 calories yesterday. I guess when they say “diet is 90 percent” they aren’t kidding.
I had oatmeal and coffee for breakfast. A south beach cereal bar snack. A south beach wrap kit plus an apple for lunch. I had two bags of popcorn, a fudgesicle, and a wedge of cheese as snacks. And a salmon fillet with lots of veggies and salsa for dinner.
I was happy when they called me with their preliminary diagnosis of Cushing’s Syndrome, but it still means I have a lot to do. I have to see an off-base specialist and probably do more tests and they have to figure out WHY my body is producing too much cortisol.
Not to mention my ribs hurts. Blah blah blah I’m in pain, amigos.
But here is my TV report for yesterday. We watched SuperWhy until my son went to daycare. I watched old episodes of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Those were pretty good. I’m a big liberal democrat so I love those shows.
Then I tried to watch a movie on HBO called Criminal with John C. Reilly but it wasn’t all that great.
Watched The Biggest Loser last night but I got a headache and ended up napping thru the last hour.
That’s something else I’ve noticed. My sleeping habit are all crazy. I find myself wide awake at 3 and 4 in the morning. But then trying to get comfortable and sleeping is a bitch. No matter how I try to sleep and where, I can’t get comfortable. So I only sleep in little naps of about an hour, any time of day.
So here is a joke to cheer you up from all the blues posted above:
Three men are sitting around in a bar discussing their marriages. The first guy says “yeah I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician because I found some electrical tape under our bed!”
The 2nd guy says “Oh yeah my wife is having an affair with a plumber … I found a Plunger under our bed!”
and the 3rd guy goes ” Well… I think my wife might be having an affair with a … horse!”
“A Horse!” The first two exclaim…
“Well, yeah… I found a jockey under our bed!”
Ba-dum-ching!
